Funny Quotes About Friends

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.  - Emilie Saint-Genis

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends Funny Quotes

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.  - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.  - Groucho Marx

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

If you have crazy friends then you know that life is good and no matter what you do, you will have your friends to roll into the bad and the good days.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Funny Quotes About Friendship

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.  - Mark Twain

If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. - Oprah Winfrey

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C.S. Lewis

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.  - Robert Louis Stevenson

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. - Marcelene Cox

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

funny quotes for friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.  - Mark Twain

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.  - Linda Grayson

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.  - Laurence J. Peter

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Short Funny Quotes About Friends

Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.

Funny Captions for friends

Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.

Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.  - Elbert Hubbard

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.