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Short Funny Quotes About Life

A day without laughter is a day wasted. – Charlie Chaplin

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. – Ann Landers

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know. – Daniel J. Boorstin

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. – Doug Larson

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. – Drake

Sarcastic Funny Quotes About Life

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. – Alexander Woollcott

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. – Andy Borowitz

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right. – Ashleigh Brilliant

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Funny Quotes About Life Lessons

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. – Denis Waitley

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. – Benjamin Franklin

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. – Cullen Hightower

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. – Dale Carnegie

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something. – Enid Blyton

Inspirational Funny Quotes About Life - Funny Inspirational Life Quotes

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. – Dalai Lama

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. – Bernard Baruch

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. – Dr. Seuss

Funny Quotes About Life In General

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Alan Dundes

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. – Doug Larson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. – Emo Philips

Funny Quotes About Love And Life 

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. – Ashleigh Brilliant

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you. – Billy Wilder

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. – Caroline Rhea

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns