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Short Funny Quotes About Life


Short Funny Quotes & Funny Inspirational Life Quotes


Short Funny Quotes About Life

  • If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
  • Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet
  • When you fall, I will be there to catch you with love. Sincerely, the floor.
  • Of course, I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
  • Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Albert King 




Funny Inspirational Life Quotes 

  • Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.
  • I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. – Socrates
  • Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
  • I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
  • When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
  • Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.





Very Short Funny Quotes    

  • If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
  • My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  • Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.
  • I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
  • Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. - coolfunnyquotes.com 
  • My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
  • Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see 




Funny Quotes On Life

  • My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
  • I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
  • My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.




Short Funny Captions   

  • At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  • My windows aren’t dirty, my dog is painting.




Sarcastic Quotes About Life 

  • Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.
  • Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
  • I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
  • Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. 


Funny Quotes About Life And Love  

  • If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.
  • A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.



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